28/08/09
Or “flat hunting” to those not used to my horrific slang terms. I have recently been sifting through many flats and places to stay and I think I finally have confirmed flat mates and a flat to go with it. I was recently in Edinburgh for a couple days (same next week to confirm) and I didn’t realise just how much I missed the place. It was good to see my mates again and get a chippy! /drools/ Also, the fringe festival is on so there was great things to see all over the place. I never had a chance to see any of it myself but maybe next year? Best rated jokes at the fringe festival: • 1) Dan Antopolski - “Hedgehogs - why can’t they just share the hedge?” • 2) Paddy Lennox - “I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’.” • 3) Sarah Millican - “I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they’re up where they belong.” • 4) Zoe Lyons - “I went on a girls’ night out recently. The invitation said ‘dress to kill’. I went as Rose West.” • 5) Jack Whitehall - “I’m sure wherever my dad is; he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” • 6) Adam Hills - “Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you’re going to get it, but it’s going to be rough.” • 7) Marcus Brigstocke - “To the people who’ve got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn’t invent it!” • 8) Rhod Gilbert - “A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble.” • 9) Dan Antopolski - “I’ve been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I’ve seen it six times and there isn’t.” • 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) - “I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn’t finish a lot of them.” 1 comment
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21/09/09 @ 18:52
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