Today: A collection of random musings from good friends of mine.

-I love oranges … They have sexy peal

-Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled……I laughed at the irony…..Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

-BBC has iPlayer. ITV has ITV Player. MSN has MSN Player. Sky has Sky Player….. I wonder why Channel 4 called theirs 4oD?

-I lost my grandfather recently…..He was hiding in the cupboard, silly cunt.

-It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.

-Me and my friend were discussing CD’s the other day…… Then we shot-putted oranges.

-What do you say to a man who’s just stole your gate? Nothing. He might take a fence.

-Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied “I still love Vista, baby”

-A girl winked at me across the room in Maths lecture today; I think it was a sine…

-How can you tell a maths student from other girls sunbathing on the beach? Look for the tan line…

-My aunt has just been sacked from her job at the jigsaw factory. She’s in pieces.

-I went as a leaf blower for Hallow e’en. At a party, one guy came in dressed as a leaf. Needless to say, it was awkward.

-I’ve just spotted this Facebook page for people who fantasize about turning into household objects,I just became a fan.

-We’ve got stained glass windows in our flat ….. Fucking pigeons.

-I once had a bad experience at a pantomime……. Fortunately, now it’s behind me.

-I stole an oven a couple of hours ago……………. I’m still waiting for the heat to die down.

-I got a phone call from British Gas to say my bill was outstanding….. I said, “Thanks!”

-Apparently, men with small penises want more rights. It’s difficult to see where they’re coming from.

(Well…I am at least.)

This pumpkin is pretty cool though. Here is how to make it.

Going to see Up later tonight, I’ll write about it soon. It sounds amazing.

Apologies for not writing anything recently, I have no internet and won’t get any for a while yet. Even then I will be strapped for spare time. Keep an eye on my project blog though as that will be updated more often than it has been.

It can be found at the Rablcube link up there on the menu bar.

A small selection of some of the images I found on the web over the past few years. This post is mostly humorous and comic images, look out for a photo/more serious images post.

Click on any image to enlarge or to start browsing in a lightbox. Also, some are animations and some are huge.

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I have been looking all over for the Simpsons movie soundtrack. I finally found it.

Spider Pig.

Public service announcement from an old American GI Joe cartoon.